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20 years without the Berlin Wall...

Berlim, 20 anos depois

Não conheço cidade com tanta história contemporânea como Berlim.

Porta de Brandemburgo (Brandenburg Tor) e Pariser Platz

A minha primeira vez (e única, até hoje) que visitei Berlim foi assim um despertar de sentidos em todas as direcções. Foi duranteAbril de 2006, altura em que a cidade mais parecia um estaleiro, com incontáveis obras para o Campeonato Mundial de Futebol, que se iniciaria daí a dois meses.

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Lê o resto em O Papagaio Daltónico.

A joke

A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!

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English Funny Sayings

FUNNY SAYINGS

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

If I want to punish a woman, keep her on a room without any mirrors.

If you can't buy a thing with money, you can buy it with more money.

Everyone can keep their promises if they remember what they promise.

If the time goes so fast when you stay with a boy and so slowly when you are away from him, you should have your watch repaired.

Nuclear bomb is an invention to end other inventions.

Women love less talkative men because they think those men are listening to them.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.