FUNNY SAYINGS
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
If I want to punish a woman, keep her on a room without any mirrors.
If you can't buy a thing with money, you can buy it with more money.
Everyone can keep their promises if they remember what they promise.
If the time goes so fast when you stay with a boy and so slowly when you are away from him, you should have your watch repaired.
Nuclear bomb is an invention to end other inventions.
Women love less talkative men because they think those men are listening to them.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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